Give Me The Potatoes Or I'll Shoot!

I think I would kill for some potatoes right now. It's late. I am alone. No one would have to know.

Ode To Potatoes by Liz Ashley

I love potatoes,

Potatoes of every kind

Potatoes are the cat's meow,

They are always on my mind

I love potatoes,

Potatoes give me a thrill

If you taunt me with potatoes,

It's you I might kill

I just needed a moment to confess my love of potatoes. Please don't judge, I am temporarily insane. Hide yer kids! Hide yer wife!